Dead Beat Blues
No absolutely not
You might get pregnant and then we’d have to deal with another straight edge parent forcing their beliefs down that child’s throat instead of allowing them to make their own decisions.
Q: What’s the safest way to ski?
A: Never go skiing.
In the 1930’s a bunch of random people in Jamaica decided that Haile Selassie, the Emperor of Ethiopia, was a blood descendent of Jesus Christ, and should be worshiped as a God.
They started a new pseudo-religious spiritual movement, started dressing different, and forming bands to sing songs about how awesome their new movement was, and the superiority of their way of life. Their movement is called the Rastafari movement.
Part of their movement revolves around smoking a whole shit ton of weed. Likewise, if you don’t smoke a whole shit ton of weed, you’re not living by the actual definition which Haile Selassie pretty much created. If you delineate from his definition you can’t call it Rastafari. Because like you say, you can’t say ur male, without a penis.
Well, hundreds of years ago the people elected my great great great great great great grandfather to rule over all the lands, people, and horses, and to raise an army to defend the new kingdom from other kingdoms, a few dragons, and the plague.
Tradition has since dictated that each male descendant in his line was the divine representative of the straight edge god on earth. I don’t know who made that part up, but you can’t argue with tradition.
When he died, I took over, and I’ve been ruling ever since.
Great question though, glad you asked!
Is it under your bed?
Check there first and get back to me.
Since people that are terrified of sex found out about straight edge
Are you concerned that he’s abusing them as a narcotic?
Or are you concerned people might think he’s not xtr00x str8 edge bro?
Because at the end of the day, he can always talk to his doctor about ameliorating his dosage
Because the only way a DJ can liven up a party is by doing body shots of coke and chugging full bottles of Jack
Or are you one of those “special” DJs that can actually entertain an entire crowd just by your mix?
Because I guess that’s alright.
True story: Minor Threat wasn’t a straight edge band
None of the members were straight edge because it hadn’t been invented yet
Think about that one for a minute.
Hope that helps!
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